ocheano:

one second of silence for all those Mondays i was supossed to start my diet rip

azeoa:

don’t have crushes on people cause they either make you hate yourself or make you hate them

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

crazylifeofjd:

when you’re thinking about doing something bitchy, reevaluate your life choices as they don’t have ice cream in hell.

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are